I have mentioned my slight addiction to Christian television before, I find it so compelling--for all the wrong reasons-it's usually a fashion nightmare, a theological trainwreck, and a slice of aesthetic tastelessness that it has to be experienced in order to be believed. No offense to the good folks at TBN, or their desire to get their message to the whole world, but wow! Anyway, to be honest, I have cooled my addiction of late, I just got over it, too predictable, but last night, I just happened to click by and glory be! Golden!! So apparently TBN's Holy Land Experience(i'm saying road trip!!) in Orlando is hosting a special event just in time for the New Year. Two speakers will address the topic of their respective books. Don Piper, author of 90 minutes in Heaven and Bill Wiese author of 23 minutes in Hell will come together for a time of salvation, revival and healing--genius!! 113 minutes and you can get all the information you need about heaven and hell, full details of what happens in the afterlife, full descriptions of it all--a perfect way to end the year I say.
For $14.95 you can read Wiese's account of his 23 minutes in hell,
"With electrified senses Bill Wiese experienced the searing flames of hell, total isolation, a putrid, breathtaking stench, deafening screams of agony, terrorizing demons, and finally, the strong hand of God lifting him out of the pit.
Wiese's visit to the devil's lair lasted just twenty-three minutes, but he returned with vivid details etched in his memory. During his twelve-month recovery after this life-changing ordeal, he studied the Scriptures to find answers and has listed more than 300 Bible verses referencing hell."
And when you have had enough information about that you can switch to the more sedate exploration of heaven by Don Piper,
"In his book 90 Minutes in Heaven, Don made a decision to take a different route home from a church growth conference that he attended in 1989. It didn't seem like an important choice at the time, but it turned out to be one that changed his life. Waiting down an East Texas highway on his way back to Houston was a large truck that took his life.
In retrospect, the decision to take a different route might appear to be a crucial one. But the most important decision in Don's life occurred NOT on his drive home but when he accepted Christ as Lord at the age of sixteen. Deciding to accept Christ meant Don had an eternal home in Heaven no matter when he died. Acknowledging Christ as Savior guarantees that you will spend eternity with Him."
I love the image of a truck waiting on an East Texas highway waiting to take him out, such a programmed view of how life unfolds--no accidents just pieces moved into place by the hand of god I suppose---To each his own I guess, and far be it from me to doubt their experiences, but I have to say that this preoccupation that many Christians seem have with the afterlife and its discontents drives me a bit nuts--I have spent a long time with the Bible and hard as I try I can't get this many details about either place, I think you have to do a lot of reading into the texts to get there from here. Which is precisely what I think happens, rather than exploring cosmology and conceptual structures of the universe, they attempt to turn the symbolic into the literal, medieval perceptions of the structure of the universe (and it is essentially in this period that the afterlife is divided into heaven and hell), are given a 20th century sheen and away we go, modern christianity with its obsession on the state of the soul after death.
The above image is from some work by Paul Seely about Old Testament cosmology, how the strucutre of the universe was understood from their perspective. Obviously it is very different to the way we see things now and it would require too much of us to try and go back and see this as the 'way things are'--obviously the writers were limted by their own understanding of things, as are we, but we have come a long way from here, and we have come a long way from the medieval view as well. Perhaps the lesson in all of this is that we have to come to some different understandings of how we come to the biblical texts and how we present conceptions of religious themes and ideas.
There are so many issues in all of this that I dont track with--the subjective soul, cosmology, consciousness, the role of scripture, the purpose of christain proclamation and witness, pretty much everything, but it sure makes for some crazy tv--why watch another rerun of Law and Order when you can get 113 minutes of heaven and hell?!!